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The world as viewed by a genuine if sometimes cynical individual...me. Polecats xenotransplantation is still a googlewhack.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

This morning I didn't get off to the best of starts anyway...... I fell back
asleep after my alarm went off, so by the time I woke up again I had 20
minutes in which to dress myself, dress and feed the 2 children, do my
daughters sandwiches, get coats on and leave to be at the school on time!

Looked out the window and saw it was THROWING it down with rain, so also had
to find wellies, umberellas, raincover for the pushchair etc..... and THEN I
remembered it's Tuesday!!! AAARRGGHHH!! Bin Collection day! ...... and guess
who'd forgot to put ours out?

So, having put the bin and the 2 recycling boxes out, we headed off for the
school still on time! ..........until I hit the obstacle course that is
everyones wheelie bins!

Honestly! It's like trying to do a cycling profficiency test..with a
pushchair! I had to weave in and out of bins, and at one point I had to
negotiate how to get round a bin in the middle of the path using only 2
wheels (ours is a 3 wheeler) without tipping the pushchair into the road!!

Then, just as I'm nearing the school and I think the worst is over, there's
the bin lorry blocking the entire road!!!! The school is at the end of a
narrow cul-de-sac, so one bin blocks the path anyway, plus everyone parks
their cars half on the pavement so the bin lorry can get through, and then
there's the added bonus of parents driving their kids to school who can't
get through either, so the whole road was completley blocked off!!!!

So, I'm standing there drenched by this time, the rain has soaked through my
coat, one of my boots has decided to split so my sock is squelching and if
looks could melt wheelie bins!!! Well.......

The whole scene was only missing a police car and a bit of yellow tape. We
could have had an official blockade!!!!

I'd be better off getting a jet pack and flying to the school!!!

I ought to print off some stickers and stick them to wheelie bins on my way
to the school next week..."Please park your bin courteously!".
Honestly, whats wrong with having your wheelie bin outside your
house?....but no. Round here it's like people are ashamed of having rubbish
outside their house, so they ABANDON their bin as far from their house as
possible, at an angle, in the middle of the path so noone can get past
it!!...

But, as they say, things can only get better, so now I'm all nice and dry
and warm and calm again, I hope the rest of my day is better!!!

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Monday, June 13, 2005

Keith Barrett

Hi all!
Saturday night we went to see Keith Barrett in Wolverhampton. That bloke is SOOOO funny!!!!
Picking his way through a list of people, noone was left unscathed. He managed to make fun of Blind People (saying their guide dogs had more faculties than they did), Diabetics (throwing chocolates at diabetics in the audience), people who had recently lost their partners (why the hell were they going out so soon?) and generally picking out members of the audience to humiliate. (I am SO glad we weren't near the front on this occassion!!!!).
Haven't had such a laugh for a long time!!!!
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Me and Elvis!!

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Monday, April 25, 2005

It's a garage!

I had another "stuff we don't sell at the garage" customer at the weekend.
He parked up in a van, failed to notice the 9 petrol pumps sitting out the
front, bypassed the oil and Magic Trees, and asked if we had any information
leaflets about Orange Mobile Phones.
????????
What's that all about? lol

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Long Time No Blog....

Hi all!!
Been neglecting my blogspot somewhat recently haven't I?
Well half that reason is probably the fact that I was internetless for 4
days after the men who were supposed to be putting our windows in went
through the phone line instead. GGGrrrr!!!
Not been up to much, but I'm looking forward to my holiday in America next
week! Las Vegas here I come!
Been to 2 gigs since I last wrote. The Manic Street Preachers and The Tears.
One was really really good, and one was utter Bo****ks. (And by that, I
don't mean the dogs).
We walked out of the Manics gig when they announced they were about to do an
8 minute accoustic bit. What???? I was already yawning!!!! They were just so
bland and dull!!!
On the other hand, The Tears, last night were really really good.
Considering they have no songs out yet, so they played nothing I've heard
before (not even an old Suede song for old times sake!), they were good.
Definately will be looking out for more of their stuff. So, recommendations
for The Tears from me.

Take Care

Lisa
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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

How true....

A recent study found that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can
differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features.
And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol
and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket
stump jammed up his ar$e .

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